Sunday, April 25, 2010

Christian Holidays, Ye Gods!

Sickened by the upcoming candle-wielding, leaf holding, clothes removing Christian Holiday known as "Sha3neené" in Arabic or "Rich Kid's Holiday" in English.

This time of year, the rich parents of spoilt families go shopping and spending shit loads of cash which could be used for helping the dying people of the world, but no. The bastards WANT to spend money for no particular reason other than making their candy-sucking spawn... I mean gullible kid look 'cute' and 'adorable' in black leather polished shoes, snow white clothes, a possible black cravat, split hair with the help of minced animal bones, and a fucking candle to suit the image of Momma's Boy.

If you don't consider spoiling money for a 2,000 year old zombie God with pseudo-cannibalistic intentions while literally eating their God's Flesh and sipping of His Blood stupid, then wait till you see them hold candles, chant and start a sing-a-long while marching around their temple of hatred, sway olive and date branches (seems as if their God loves that type of fatty food), hear babies scream all in a single day, as if that Lord of theirs even existed. Swinging leaves and burning candles for a dead ghost is just plain old retarded, they should all be sent to rehab.

I mean fuck, it's sad seeing adults talking about their imaginary friends in public, and how that friend of theirs will kill everyone except his faithful sheep/slaves when the time comes. You know, if you start talking like that in public minus mentioning your imaginary friend's name, you would be sent to an asylum. True shit, kids!

In the mean time, I'm going to ready my colorful lit candle of joy and happiness made out of synthesized bees wax, that mounts a cute little duckling's frame in the center of it for Sunday while polishing my 100$ black shoes. Tally ho!

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