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Oh... My... Fucking... God... What the hell is happening to people these days? Seriously.

This websites spews more bullshit than a bull with a bad case of diarrhea. I mean, hot damn...

NOV 27, 2004: TARGETING SATAN

Target inc. have stopped allowing the Salvation Army to collect money outside their stores this Christmas season. This sudden change in policy was done in the name of "fairness" to other charities, but we are starting to suspect that Target has been infiltrated by anti-Christian forces bent of subverting salvific organizations and Christianity in general.

Case in point: OBJECTIVE

cult expert Dr. Troy Franklin has discovered that Target has started to offer for sale Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible. Dr. Franklin informs us this "Bible" is really a cryptic manual for overthrowing Western Christian culture and eventually sacrificing Christian babies to demons. The book is given a 3.5 out of 5 star rating on the Target web site, with reviewers actually complaining that it is "not extreme enough" and that Mr. LaVey has a "good basis" but that he "took what had been a brutal cult ritualistic religon, and toned it down for the avg. 13 yr old" [sic] -- yes, that came from a pro-Satanism review! (Also note how Target's hellish red logo is eerily similar in general form to the pentagrammic cover illustration on the "Bible." Is this merely a coincidence?)

We are only left to wonder just what sort of people frequent Target stores? Certainly not us any longer!

Lol? Are you people fucking kidding me? Just because they did not allow your "Holy Charity", which promotes Christianity with everything they do meaning that this is a propaganda organization rather than a "charity" when it comes to its activities, they even give away bibles when they "help" the needy. I'll reply/comment in parts:

"...we are starting to suspect that Target has been infiltrated by anti-Christian forces bent of [sic] subverting salvific organizations and Christianity in general."

Oh really? Is that website really written by 40+ year old right-wing Christians, or has that website been infiltrated by anti-logical (I know it's "illogical", but I changed it for the emphasis) inbred monkey forces [hell] bent on subverting salvific organizations and Christianity in general!? Oh my. That claim is derived solely due to Target disallowing the Salvation Army from "accepting" (roughly worded, meaning "donate or burn in hell, infidel") donations from customers. That's like building a lemonade stand, or hell, fucking Walmart right on Target's fucking doorstep without allowing any complaints from Target. Psh.

"Cult expert Dr. Troy Franklin has discovered that Target has started to offer for sale Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible. Dr. Franklin informs us this "Bible" is really a cryptic manual for overthrowing Western Christian culture and eventually sacrificing Christian babies to demons."

They even consulted a cult expert because Target disallowed the Salvation Army from taking "donations"... Uhm... WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!? I mean, what ingenuity, what intelligence, what cunning these men have, that's like consulting a Psychiatric because you've not been allowed to open a lemonade stand. They even attacked Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible, oh interesting I bet they think it's an anti-Christianity theist-worshiping cult bent on summoning demons in tombs and mausoleums. Anton Lavey Satanism deals with no theist, but focuses on egocentrism and self-importance and need over others, even if that is autistic it cannot be condemned or called "demonic" or even a "cryptic manual for overthrowing Western Christian culture and" WHAT THE FUCK? "sacrificing Christian babies to demons"!? Oh my fucking lord! Anton LaVey and his cult are sacrificing Christian babies to demons? Wow. I mean, really... Wow. I bet they haven't even read or even taken a look at any of the concerned and suspected material they attack. Even the Black Bible is not a demonic book hell-bent on overthrowing any Western cultures nor sacrificing Christian babies to demons as far as I know. Even if this were true, would Target actually sell this? I doubt it. I know a couple of "Satanists" by definition, not those "demon summoning fairy tale figures", they actually belong to Anton LaVey's cult.

"The book is given a 3.5 out of 5 star rating on the Target web site, with reviewers actually complaining that it is "not extreme enough" and that Mr. LaVey has a "good basis" but that he "took what had been a brutal cult ritualistic religon, and toned it down for the avg. 13 yr old" [sic] -- yes, that came from a pro-Satanism review!"

I'm not commenting on the rating, don't care much about it, but I'm commenting about the other part. Yes, of course it is not extreme enough, since as I suspect the author of the article I'm quoting did not even read said book in the first place and yet, attacked it. But of course, it is not extreme enough as said by that "pro-Satanism" [sic] review, since as I priorly said, the book and said cult do not include any summoning of sorts as far as I'm aware, although I have come across a book once dabbling with the sorts. OP thinks the books is about demons, reviewer being a "pro-Satanist reviewer" expected it to contain demons and the sorts. That's why everything is confused up, thanks to OP of course.

"(Also note how Target's hellish red logo is eerily similar in general form to the pentagrammic cover illustration on the "Bible." Is this merely a coincidence?)"

That author is really awe-inspiring. In the bad sort. It is truly sad that mankind has fell so deep into utter ignorance that he cannot relate the name "Target" with the actual logo of a "target", thus making the simplified and apparent logo of the Target shops, but no, the bastard wants to relate it to a Satanic pentagram asking if this is merely a coincidence. Wow, I am truly appalled by the sheer ignorance and stupidity of this writer. Here's the logo in question:

OMFG it looks EXACTLY the same thing!!!!! REPENT!!1!one!

And the author:

A satanist! Wait, no that's the expert anti-cultist.

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Lol? Yeah, that's what they needed, $157 solar-powered Bible-preaching radios. In a crisis. Right. I'd like to imagine what this guy would do if he got stranded in the desert with no food and water, will he adapt by fasting just as Jesus did, look for food and water, or will he buy a $157 solar-powered Bible-preaching radio? Find out in the next pathetic post on www.objectiveministries.org! Help Haitians get rid of the bonds of Voodoo and Satanism by buying them a $157 radio instead of food and water!

So much for survival, good thing Christianity does not rule the world else we would be given $157 solar-powered Bible-preaching radios instead of field rations and rifles. 'nuff said about this part, it's too much of a self-ridicule to be mocked. XD

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A Proposal For A Design Change To The U.S. Flag:

"The Flag of the United States of America (see right) is a symbol that is recognized around the World. But is it doing enough to represent our Nation and our Values? Unfortunately, I am afraid that in the current socio-political climate -- both global and domestic -- it isn't, and that a design change is needed.

The current design, although obviously beautiful and rich in the pageantry of American history, doesn't fully convey the nature of our Nation to today's ignorant people. In years past, additional information about America and the Values we hold dear would be supplied via our schools and media, allowing our citizens to associate the Flag with these cultural and social facts. However, nowadays these institutions can't be trusted as they have come under the sway of the Secular Elite and more often than not spew the virus of anti-Americanism rather than healthy civic instruction. As such, the confused American citizen of today doesn't know what to associate Old Glory with, and is just as likely to want to burn it as to pledge his allegiance to it. Furthermore, those few still in the know who take the time to pledge their allegiance are under pressure from decadent Secular forces to divorce the symbol of our Nation from He Who makes our Nation strong and righteous: The Lord, Almighty God.

For these reasons, we need to make a design change to our Flag, the most visible symbol of our Nation, so that we can educate the ignorant and keep our citizens focused on our cultural values without being led astray by hate-filled, anti-American and anti-Christian demagogues.

Here, then, is our proposed new design:

The thirteen stripes that represent the thirteen founding colonies are now presided over by a single, large stripe of pure, Heavenly white. Across this stripe is emblazoned in a royal blue the name of He from Whom our Nation's providence flows. The stripe's position above the field of stars is also symbolic, showing the transcendency of His throne in Heaven over the Universe. Besides the symbolism, the design forms a clear rebus, allowing even the most abjectly hebetudinous of our citizens to learn and remember that we are "One Nation, Under God".The idea of altering one of our national symbols -- indeed, our most cherished one -- may seem to some unnatural; however, this design change would actually be a natural continuance of the program of making explicit our Nation's relationship to God using simple yet powerful additions to already existing American institutions and ceremonial forms.d ceremonial forms. Brave Chrisrave ian members of our government have been conducting this program in the face of staunch opposition from Atheistic and anti-Christian forces for almost 150 years, starting with the addition of "In God We Trust" on U.S. currency in 1864 and continuing on with the addition of "Under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954 and the making of "In God We Trust" the National Motto in 19561. While these latter two additions were made during the Cold War to let our Communist enemies -- both abroad and lurking in our Homeland -- know that they were on the losing side, our proposed addition to the Flag is meant mainly to combat the unnatural and ahistorical turn to un-Godliness which has infected a portion of our Nation. In all cases, the drive behind these additions amounts to the simple principle of "truth in advertising", and, as such, they should not be considered true alterations, but merely clarifications of previously unstated Truths"

You read that right, they want to change the US flag. I don't mind that really, but it's plain ugly, stupid, and looks like a Photoshoppery done by a 3 year old. I mean, let's be creative and change our country's flag! How? Just add the word "God" in plain blue text on a plain blue background and take pride in it! Like this:

My version

Their version.

Anarchist version. (Uber alles)

Major Freddy Welborn, warrior for the Lord Jesus Christ currently serving with the 3rd Infantry Division Civil Military Operations (Governance) in Baghdad Iraq, is being persecuted by Atheists who have filed a frivolous lawsuit against him. The lawsuit seeks to keep Major Welborn from freely practicing his religious calling to preach the Gospel of God to service men and women in Iraq -- including so-called "Atheists" holding "meetings" on government property.

We don't need our brave Christian soldiers worrying about their assets being seized by Atheist lawyers back home while fighting on the front line. This vexatious distraction will only cost lives and help the terrorists win. I know I and my fellow Christians didn't help defeat the Godless Soviets just so Atheist fifth-columnists could undo all our hard-won religious freedoms! I urge all Christians to write their representative and demand that emergency legislation be swiftly enacted to protect Christians in uniform from religious persecution via the courts.

Warriors for the Lord Jesus Christ, behold! These Atheists are condemning fellow servicemen of thy Lord, Jesus Christ, from abruptly preaching to random people without their consent even if they refuse, let us stop this fallacy now and demand permission to be allowed to preach to whoever we want, be it those Godless Commies, Afghanis, and even pack mules! Repent! REPENT! REPENT!!!!1!one!!

Right, so not only they claimed to have fought Godless Soviets, which is untrue, rather a very small contingent of American and British troops have "fought" (defending supply lines) from Statist Bolsheviks during the 1920s-1930s, other than that, him claiming to have bravely fought and defeated Soviets (Russian working class union(s)) is false, he didn't even know who he was fighting, poor soldier.

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Let us not forget the laughable and pathetic Kidz section. I highly recommend, no I DEMAND that you check it out. I mean what the hell were they smoking up their asses?

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Hello! My name is Lambuel and I hope that we can be friends. I would like to share with you my love for Jesus. Did you know that Jesus loves each and every one of us? It's true! In the Bible, He says: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!

Biggest Cross In The World and Idiots

Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously are you fucking kidding me? The biggest cross in the world... Oh my fucking god, just when I thought building the biggest Taboulé dish or the biggest pizza in the world was stupid, but now this. Not only will it not change a single thing in the whole world, even in Lebanon, but it costed one million dollars. ONE MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CROSS!? That's like a golden gem-encrusted middle finger directed at all non-Christians and normal people alike. For non-Christians, it's a "we got a bigger symbol than you do, take that! Dur!" and for the normal people which includes the starving people of every single country who id not even benefit or care about this "achievement" of the still as proven yet again, the ignorant passive Lebanese idiots, or shall I call them sheep? Sheep would not even be a decent word to describe such an ill-thinking, stupid, and just plain sick people, no wonder they haven't improved anywhere in the past 70 years of their independence, hell them being under English or French rule would have been safer for everyone.

Yes folks, this is as ridiculous as this http://objectiveministries.org/gametheory/orbitalcrossalpha.html (I mean, check his website, a damn idiot I can't believe this is for real, seriously take a look: http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ Fucking brainwash.) person here who wants to send a cross to space. Yes. Yes, you read that right, the monkey brained lunatic wants to send a cross to space. Why? Christian bigotry of course, first religion to send a holy symbol to space.

"Arthur Blessitt — who is famous for carrying a large wooden cross through every nation, traveling around the Earth 1½ times — devised a plan to launch a small cross made from his large one, along with a copy of the Bible on microfilm and two Jesus stickers, into a polar orbit so that it would pass over the heads of every person on the planet."

"On August 3, 2008, the Falcon 1 rocket operated by Space Exploration Technologies Corporation (SpaceX) carrying Blessitt's cross was successfully launched but failed to reach orbit, causing the loss of all payloads, including the cross. On his site, Blessitt expressed optimism over this partial success, saying: "However the cross from the cross I've carried around the world did go up 134 miles! Glory!"

Yeah, that's like throwing a turd 134 miles into the sky then fall down. Glory! Oh and it continues to show how a bunch of idiots they are, they prefered a lost wooden stick over a person's lost remains.

"When the MSM (Mainstream Secular Media) reported on Falcon 1's failure, they focused on the loss of the cremated remains of James Doohan, an actor who played "Scotty" on the Secular TV show Star Trek, rather than Blessitt's more important payload. In fact, the Media didn't report on the cross payload at all, either before or after the failed orbital delivery...

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I propose launching into polar orbit a cross of significant dimensions, with a sun-reflecting surface that will be easily visible in the night sky to the naked eyes of unbelievers. This space-age testimonial will fly over Communist China, Mussulmanned Saudi Arabia, Hindooed India, Godless France, and all other nations in need of the simple yet profound message of Christ's sacrifice and His offer of Salvation. All the people of the world will see it shine, like a beacon of hope on the runway of the aircraft carrier of the night sky, an omnipresent reminder of the Lordship of Jesus over our world.

Unlike Mr. Blessitt's plan, mine will require a more elaborate cross design and access to more costly launch services, as it would necessarily require multiple single-payload launches. Fortunately I feel that my connections within the Department of Defense will help bring this plan to fruition...

...The electrical systems will include computer and control systems necessary for repositioning the cross should it need to avoid orbital debris, and also to realign it so as to aim its reflected glory at target nations during times of spiritual warfare. (Imagine, if you will, a pitched battle between our brave forces and the Islamofascists, when, seemingly out of nowhere, a giant reflection of a cross sweeps across the battlefield. At that moment of revelation the Islamofascists will see the error of their ways, drop their arms, and surrender — not to Islam, but to Christ! Bloodshed averted and new souls won. Such will be the power of Orbital Cross Alpha.)"

"Orrbital Cross Alpha will be an integral part of our campaign to win the hearts and souls of the unsaved people who are at risk, through their ignorance of the Gospel, of becoming terrorists, and is therefore necessary for our national defense and to win the War on Terror.Therefore, it is imperative that funding for OCA should be added to the DoD's counterterrorism and psyops budget.resident Bush has already started the process of moving our nation away from NASA's Darwinistic space program — which seeks to prove the Godless "Big Bang" and laughable "microbes to Marsmen" theories — towards a program based on righteous Interplanetary Manifest Destiny. The The planned bases on the Moon and Mars are important for the future conquest of our solar system, but we have no real need for space telescopes and the like. After all, anything we need to know about the extrasolar Heavens can be discovered via Biblical exegetics. If not being diverted to our Moon and Mars base missions, funds used for these pointlessly unbiblical, and socially unhealthy, programs would be better spent on a giant orbital cross.And if we must, we can always slap a zooming camera on the back of it and call it a "space telescope platform" to appease the foolish interests of the star-obsessed unbelievers at NASA."

The culprit in question.

Yes, that's a true right-wing Christian right there. They make me want to puke, and please, since when is America a "Holy stronghold of Christianity"? Seriously. Oh and don't forget those Godless Snail-Eating French! Those bastards!

Orbital Cross Alpha project proposed by this guy, "Diamond" Jack.... Ya manyak.

"CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION ALERT: Cross on the Moon Denied Tax-Exempt Status

Mar. 7, 2010 — Cross on the Moon Foundation (COM), a non-profit organization dedicated to the private launch of a space vehicle carrying a Christian Cross to be placed on the Moon, has been denied 501 (c)-3 status by the IRS. The reasons given by the IRS are unclear and seemingly contradict the granting of 501 (c) status to other organizations -- namely the Lunar X Prize Foundation -- engaged in similar private, Secular space missions.

UPDATE Apr. 5, 2010: COM has updated their site with wonderful news. Our intercessory prayers have convinced God to alter the mind of the IRS agent overseeing COM's case and he is now allowing the case to be reopened following a minor change in COM's by-laws. Glory! But COM also still needs our help in the form of donations.Don't give the confused Atheists the opportunity to further mock our Lord by forcing COM to compromise with a mere rover decal. Dig deep in your pockets so the Moon Cross may loom magnificent in our night skies."

As you can see here, prayer saved the day once again! "Our intercessory prayers have convinced God to alter the mind of the IRS agent" ((Lol, stalamou lal eir XD ))

Please, check out his awesome website for more comedic failures never seen before in an unintentional matter, and thus seeing the true light of His words and way! Repent! Repent and you will be saved! The end is nigh, His glory will shine upon us all!

Yes, that's what they're trying to do. Idiots with a golden halo. Right, back to topic, the Lebanese cannot and I repeat CAN NOT stop spewing their so-called patriotism about how their 1,000,000 dollar cross is the biggest in the world, that's like being proud of having the biggest tumor in the world, or the biggest (insert something that nobody really cares about or changes nothing much here).

Those 1,000,000 dollars could have been used to feed the poor, open a field or two of livestock or crops, buy some new generators for the sodding EDL, improve the off-road terrain we call a highway, or even buy a plot of land and build homes for the homeless. But no. The idiots want to spend it on a cross in some middle of nowhere mountain top to claim their victory of ignorance, apathy, and indirect "we own this lands, you infidels" to the country as a whole. It is a big "fuck you" to the community, a big "fuck you" to the whole world, a big "fuck you" to every homeless and needy person there is. I cannot stop expressing my anger and disbelief at this erroneous event of sheer indirect ill-will and plain stupidity of the Lebanese people. Yet, they still take pride in what they have done, really they do. They claim that it entered the Guinness book. So what? At what fucking cost? A million dollar cross is worth the lives of so many people? Is a million dollar cross an alternative to people's live? Is it? I bet for you it is, oh Lebanese. You cannot suffice of your bigotry when buying your new E-90-ayre or your new Georgio Armani (made in Syria types), oh no, you have to build the biggest cross in the world to show off at the expense of numerous lives. For you Christians, this is a complete violation of one of the most severe of the Seven Deadly Sins: Pride. Let me quote: "In almost every list Pride (Latin, superbia), or hubris, is considered the original and most serious of the seven deadly sins, and indeed the ultimate source from which the others arise." Oh happy day.

Some of you here might defend the position by saying that Jesus Christ is worth more than a ---- dollars and deserves even more!

Well my friends, let me speak in your Christian language. What did Jesus say to the rich fellow who wanted to be Jesus's follower? "Otrok kola shay2in wa itba3ni", isn't that right? If so, Jesus does not care about all your money and gold, and even less about your cross of pride. This means that your cross is meaningless since he does not, I repeat, does NOT care about money or your one million dollar cross meaning a two wooden sticks would suffice.

But then again some of you might defend it by saying: But he had his feet washed by expensive ointments, and didn't mind it!

This is the verse you are talking about:

John 12, verse 3: "Then Mary took a pound [Greek, litra, about 12 ounces] of very costly oil of spikenard, [a precious oil, rose-red in color made from dried roots and oily stems of the spikenard plant, native to northern India, transported then and now in alabaster boxes to preserve the fragrance. Source: Zondervan's Pictorial Bible Dictionary, 1967 ed.] anointed the feet of Jesus and wiped His feet with her hair. And the house was filled with the fragrance of the oil"

verses 4-5:

"But one of His disciples, Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, who would betray Him said, "Why was this fragrant oil not sold for three hundred denarii [ the Greek equivalent of a worker's wages for about a year] and given to the poor?"

verses 6-8:

"This he said, not that he cared for the poor, but because he was a thief, and had the money box; and he used to take what was put in it. But Jesus said, "Let her alone; she has kept this for the day of My burial. . "For the poor you have with you always, but Me you do not have always."

As you can see, he said that the poor are going to stay here, while he is leaving for the heavens so he should be taken care of during his stay and do his bidding as dogs, right? Right, this reveals two things:1) He's an autistic bastard that wants as much attention as Justin Bieber jumping off a pebble by saying, and I quote, "For the poor you have with you always, but Me you do not have always." 2) He obviously didn't care about the mentioned poor and preferred being treated with temporary, unessential, and VERY expensive ointments (equal to a worker's wage for a year) over selling said ointment to help the poor, who at that time literally had NOTHING to eat. How humble and loving he is.

And since he "supposedly" flew into the sky in his spaceship, with him being a magician and a rocket scientist, and even a poet at that, we do no longer need to take care of his feet with ointments and tears. Speaking of washing feet, that is slavery at its best, not respect, but complete slavery, if you do not, you will be called a thief and be sent to the unforgiving flames of Hell for disobedience.

Concluding this point, he moved on with his rocket ship, meaning that you do not need to take care of his feet with the best of ointments nor your tears for his pleasure, oh no, what you have to do is actually help the needy instead of building huge crosses on every fucking mountain top you see.

Talking about this issue with some right-wing Christians, it has shown me that Christians only do well for their own sakes, not someone else's. They take care of the poor, feed the hungry, and help the needy only because they fear God and "eternal" banishment to Hell. They only do it due to fear of God, not out of the love of their hearts nor their genuine humanity, but due to fear. Is that how people are these days? Hiding behind a blanket of purity? I pity the human race a bunch of fools who are easily mislead at best. Asking them about their claim, "So, if Jesus never existed, would you not help the poor?" and then they started changing subjects.

All in all, this is pathetic. Building an ugly (did you even see the picture?) looking bare-wireframed cross for one million dollars instead of helping the poor. How Christian of you, this reminds me of the multi-million dollar Christmas decorations. Hell, it even reminds of the time when a church in the middle of Beirut wanted to build a higher top to compete with the Muslim mosque directly facing it.

Shu hal maskhara.